a {
  color: red;
  font-weight: bold;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  text-decoration: none;
}

ul {
  list-style: square;
  margin-left: -1em;
}

li {
  padding-bottom: 5px;
}

h1 {
  position: relative;
  line-height: 50%;
  top: -50px;
  left: -50px;
  
  font-family: 'Knewave', cursive;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  font-weight: normal;
  color: white;
  
  background: black;
  padding: 0px 20px 0px 10px;
  display: inline-block;
  box-shadow: 0px -20px black, 0px 20px black;
}

body {
  background-color: black;
  color: white;
  font-family: 'Open Sans', sans-serif;
  font-size: 20pt;
}

#inner {
  position: absolute;
  left: 0;
}

.bubblecontainer {
  background-color: #5a5a5a;
  background-image: url('/bg.png');
  background-size: cover;
  
  position: fixed;
  display: block;
  z-index: 0;
  
  left: 100px;
  
  overflow: auto;
  
  width: 100%;
  height: 100%;
}

/* HEADER */

header {
  position: fixed;
  z-index: 1;
  width: 100%;
  margin-bottom: 20px;
  
  background-color: red;
  
  box-shadow: 20px 20px white;
  
  -ms-transform: rotate(-1deg);
  -moz-transform: rotate(-1deg);
  -o-transform: rotate(-1deg);
  -webkit-transform: rotate(-1deg);
  transform: rotate(-1deg);
}

header a {
  color: black;
  font-weight: bold;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  text-decoration: none;
}

header table {
  width: 50%;
}

header td {
  padding-left: 20px
}

/* FOOTER */

footer {
  position: fixed;
  z-index: 2;
  
  top: auto;
  bottom: 0;
  left: 0;
  
  overflow: visible;
}

#foot {
  position: relative;
  
  background-image: url('/joker.gif');
  background-repeat: no-repeat;
  background-position: bottom;
  
  width: 100px;
  height: 570px;
}

/* BUBBLES */

.bubble {
  background-color: black;
  white-space: normal;
  word-wrap: normal;
  
  display: block;
  position: relative;
  
  padding: 50px;
  padding-top: 0px;
  margin: 90px 50px 50px 50px;
  
  border-style: solid;
  border-width: 10px;
  border-color: white;
  box-shadow: -20px -20px black;
}

.red {
  background-color: red;
  margin-top: 150px;
}

.style1 {
  max-width: 800px;
  top: 100px;
}

.style2 {
  max-width: 500px;
  top: 0px;
  
  -ms-transform: rotate(15deg);
  -moz-transform: rotate(15deg);
  -o-transform: rotate(15deg);
  -webkit-transform: rotate(15deg);
  transform: rotate(15deg);
}

.style2 p, li {
  color: white;
  text-shadow: 1.5px 1.5px black;
}

.style2 p a {
  color: white;
}

.style3 {
  max-width: 700px;
  top: 50px;
  
  -ms-transform: rotate(-5deg);
  -moz-transform: rotate(-5deg);
  -o-transform: rotate(-5deg);
  -webkit-transform: rotate(-5deg);
  transform: rotate(-5deg);
}

.style4 {
  max-width: 600px;
  top: 10px;
  
  -ms-transform: rotate(4deg);
  -moz-transform: rotate(4deg);
  -o-transform: rotate(4deg);
  -webkit-transform: rotate(4deg);
  transform: rotate(4deg);
}

.style4 p {
  color: white;
  background-color: black;
  
  font-size: 18pt;
  font-weight: bold;
  
  padding: 5px;
}

.style4 ul li {
  color: white;
  background-color: black;
  
  margin-bottom: 5px;
  padding-left: 5px;
  box-shadow: -2px -2px white;
}

.style4 ul ul li {
  color: black;
  background-color: white;
  
  font-size: 18pt;
  
  padding-right: 7px;
  text-shadow: none;
}

.style5 {
  max-width: 600px;
  top: 60px;
  
  background-color: black;
  
  -ms-transform: rotate(-6deg);
  -moz-transform: rotate(-6deg);
  -o-transform: rotate(-6deg);
  -webkit-transform: rotate(-6deg);
  transform: rotate(-6deg);
}

.style5 p {
  color: black;
  background-color: white;
  padding: 5px;
}

.style5 ul li {
  color: white;
  background-color: black;
  
  margin-bottom: 5px;
  padding-left: 5px;
  box-shadow: -2px -2px red;
}

.style5 ul ul li {
  color: black;
  background-color: white;
  
  font-size: 18pt;
  
  padding-right: 7px;
  text-shadow: none;
}